What does your coffee say about you?

Does your morning order make you cool, or a tool? The results are in

First published on 19 Oct 2012.

	Latte You are the 99%. Add two sugars if you wear a hard hat. Make it skinny if you wear a suit.

	Cappuccino You're so postmodern you wear a bowler hat and Nike Back to the Future sneakers. Either that, or you are WAY behind the times.

	Flat White You're pretty steady-as-she-blows cool. You don't rock any boats. You have written at least one haiku in your life.

	Long Black You are a boss. You probably ride to work on a tiger. Nobody knows your middle name.

	Long Macchiato You're a walking brand ambassador – except nobody is sponsoring you.

	Espresso Nice eyebrows.

	Mocha Check the mirror. Are you experiencing the early stages of puberty? If so, carry on. If not, you might want to ditch the choccy milk.

	Soy Are you hitting up the gay marriage/wind farm rally before or after yoga-lates?