First published on 8 Jan 2012. Updated on 7 Jun 2012.
Northside: The trick to nailing a proper Northside haircut is to make it seem like you haven’t had one in years. ‘Windswept and interesting’ is the name of the game, and if you can add some ironic facial fur and a look of sexual ambiguity you’re half way to being the next community radio announcer.
Southside No asymmetric surprises here, just good old fashioned peroxide. Boys go spikey for that ‘just left school’ look, while the girls invest heavily in straighteners and bleach so they can pretend they’re living in an episode of Jersey Shore.
The champion: Northside (equally as bad but a lot cheaper)