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 We didn't need to consult an 'expert' for this one...

Blunt: A polite, but honest, "I don't think this is going to work out."

Crazy: Tell the same anecdote five times in a row. Your date should wind up the evening quick sticks. (Speed it up by making the anecdote about your latest purchase/boyfriend/venereal disease.)

Sneaky: The ol' climb out the bathroom window move is about as sneaky as they come. And a little unnecessary, we might add.

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Updated on 9 Jul 2014.

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