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Nightclubs, clubs and DJs in Melbourne

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Rainbow Cloggers (Clubs)
Mon 20 May Two words: cowboy tap-dancing. Or is that three? Either way, it’s an axis of dancing awesomeness seriously underrated in the... More details
Rhythm & Poetry Hip Hop Open Mic (Clubs)
Mon 20 May From its launch last Christmas Eve, Rhythm & Poetry is continuing in 2013 every Monday night. Providing your tunes for the... More details
No Lights No Lycra: Mondays (Clubs)
Mon 20 May No Lights No Lycra is internationally trendy, which means it is really cool. Taking the idea of 'dance like nobody’s... More details

No Lights No Lycra: Tuesdays (Clubs)
Tue 21 May No Lights No Lycra is an internationally successful ruse which takes the idea of “dance like nobody’s watching” to... More details

No Lights No Lycra: Wednesdays (Clubs)
Wed 22 May No Lights No Lycra is an internationally successful ruse which takes the idea of “dance like nobody’s watching” to... More details
Anna's Go-Go Academy (Clubs)
Wed 22 May You may have heard about Anna’s Go-Go Academy from members of her growing go-go army, or seen her teach a class en masse at... More details
Mo' Soul (Clubs)
Wed 22 May Ever felt that your nightlife needed a little less dubstep, more substance? Prepare to inject some vintage soul into Wednesday... More details

Love Story (Clubs)
Thu 23 May Beware: Thursday nights at The Toff will well and truly wreck your Friday morning plans. Kicking off at 11.30pm and going... More details
Soul in the Basement (Clubs)
Thu 23 May Cherry Bar is reliably rock’n’ roll, but on a Thursday night it dips a calloused toe into a pool of ’60s soul. Depending... More details
Hula Hooping Fun and Fitness (Clubs)
Thu 23 May Any burlesque performer will tell you there are a million ways to titillate and wiggling a hula hoop around your body is... More details
Pranic Bounce (Clubs)
Thu 23 May It may sound like some kind of tantric prolapse, but Pranic Bounce is all about expressing your soul through music. Hard.... More details

Fridays at the Night Cat (Clubs)
Fri 24 May Get your boogie on to some live music at this Fitzroy institution. The vibe at the Night Cat is always electric, and most of... More details
Fridays at Eurotrash (Clubs)
Fri 24 May $5 drink specials before 10pm, free entry and two awesome DJs anyone? Eurotrash is one of those silly fun clubs that can make... More details
Freedom Pass Fridays (Clubs)
Fri 24 May Five huge rooms, four different music styles, countless DJs and just one pass gives you the freedom to choose how you want to... More details
Smash Jam (Clubs)
Fri 24 May Let loose every Friday as Red Bennies delivers a weekly dosage of disco-funk grooves. In a mash up session like no other,... More details

The Late Show (Clubs)
Sat 25 May Mixing from 8pm til 8am each and every Saturday, the Revolver puts together a mix of disco, boogie, cutups, afro, house and... More details
Audioporn Saturdays (Clubs)
Sat 25 May We could have picked one of Melbourne’s mega clubs, but if you wanna let loose there is no place better that Bar 161. Maybe... More details
Saturdays at First Floor (Clubs)
Sat 25 May We love this place for two reasons. Firstly, entry is generally free, even on a Saturday, and secondly it has a beer garden... More details
Pole Strength (Clubs)
Sat 25 May If you thought the only push-ups pole-dancers were into involve cup sizes DD and above, you and every muscle in your body will... More details
Black Night Crash (Clubs)
Sat 25 May A dance floor that is so full you can hardly move is a good sign, right? Well, Black Night Crash is doing something right,... More details
Miss Burlesque Australia 2013: Grand Final (Clubs)
Sat 25 May Now in its fourth year, the hunt for Miss Burlesque Australia is on once again. This time around we’ll see Miss Nude World... More details
Club Fiction (Clubs)
Sat 25 May Get your burlesque and DJ fix at Club Fiction every Saturday from 10.30pm till late. Whether it's shots in syringes or cage... More details

Revolver Sundays (Clubs)
Sun 26 May If you say the word ‘club’ to any self respecting Melburnian, they will most likely answer with two words ‘Revolver... More details
Guilty Pleasure Sundays (Clubs)
Sun 26 May House music, lush booths and free entry make ‘Guilty Pleasures Sundays’ at Pretty Please the perfect way to get a little... More details
Blues Dancing (Clubs)
Sun 26 May Yes, it’s partner dancing but you need not emotionally blackmail someone into accompanying you to class. Everybody gets into... More details