Hey science! If the human body is 80% water, this can only mean we descended from cordial.
Ben Cousins is now a father. His life story can be told through early 90s white rap lyrics... "Ice, Ice, Baby!"
Ah the #Brownlow blue carpet, a place of glamour for wives, girlfriends & women that didn't press charges…
Just saw a fixed gear in Geelong… Someone got really bad directions to an art gallery opening!
Imagine being famous & not having a childhood acne problem to discuss on an infomercial. I shudder at the thought.
Guy at La Porchetta just ended phone call with "Ciao"… How authentic!
The girl in front of me on the plane might be traveling economy… But her purple velvet tracksuit is first class.
Why are A-list celebrities always getting their portraits sketched by footpath artists & leaving the picture behind?
Compulsive tweeter Steele Saunders also co-runs legendary free Monday Comedy at Spleen bar, performs stand up comedy Australia-wide and his podcast 'This May Be of Interest' is available free on iTunes or steelesaunders.com.