What do you demand of a café? 1950s sundaes, croquet on the lawn and a view of people doing the downward dog? Probably not, but you can – because that’s the sort of madness Melbourne comes up with, as immortalised in our cover story. On the subject of lunacy, Moomba, the grand dame of the City of Melbourne, turns 60 in March, so go and goggle at King Bert Newton in the parade. One day, I shall be Queen.
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