Get coffee right where you need it: your house
There are days when even the promise of recalibrating coffee can't compel you to put on pants and go outside. But for a lucky few, sweet caffeinated salvation can now be summonsed to your house all by simply sending a text. The humanitarian folk at Bear Café – the eco-friendly joint at the Alexandra Parade end of Brunswick Street – will cycle fresh lattes to anyone within a kilometer of the shop. It doesn’t even cost extra. It’s just $3 for a standard size (cheap as!), with a minimum order of three (although if you don’t tip for that level of service, you may just be a monster). Just call 0414 507 635 to see if you're within range, text your order, and they'll pedal over pronto.