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Want to pie a Pies fan? Here's how

Low: Politely enquire whether they agree that navy blue doesn’t suit Mick Malthouse.

Guarded: “Didn’t I see you on the TV? You were sitting right next to Joffa?”

Elevated: “Armani suits, Lexus cars, Emirates Airlines... Hardly working class, is it?"

High: “You’ve been following the Pies for 50 years? Wow. You’ve seen them play in a lot of Grand Finals!”

Severe: “To be fair, I’m not sure Eddie could’ve handled the Buckley/Malthouse thing any better.”

Abort Mission’ topic: 1990 Grand Final.

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Updated on 24 Jun 2013.

By Andrew Else   |  
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