Want to pie a Pies fan? Here's how
Low: Politely enquire whether they agree that navy blue doesn’t suit Mick Malthouse.
Guarded: “Didn’t I see you on the TV? You were sitting right next to Joffa?”
Elevated: “Armani suits, Lexus cars, Emirates Airlines... Hardly working class, is it?"
High: “You’ve been following the Pies for 50 years? Wow. You’ve seen them play in a lot of Grand Finals!”
Severe: “To be fair, I’m not sure Eddie could’ve handled the Buckley/Malthouse thing any better.”
Abort Mission’ topic: 1990 Grand Final.