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The author of Coraline and Stardust publishes new children’s book Fortunately, the Milk

Fortunately, the Milk is your latest kids’ book – what’s it about?
It’s the silliest, strangest, most ridiculous book I’ve ever written. It’s the story of a father who goes out to buy milk for his children and – at least according to him – is kidnapped by aliens, kidnapped again by pirates and rescued by a stegosaurus in a hot-air balloon. There are ponies, vampires and dinosaur police.

Sounds like a particularly weird episode of Doctor Who. You've written two episodes of that series – how did that come about?
Early in the process of Stephen Moffat taking over as executive producer, I had dinner with him and told him that I’d love to write for Doctor Who. Actually, I wasn’t meant to know that he was taking over, so we were having this weird hypothetical conversation about it, and half way through the meal, he said: “Oh, fuck this! You know I’m taking over, I know that you know. Do you want to write an episode?”’

Hollywood seems to love you; do you love it?
I love the fact that millions of people have read Stardust because they liked the film. And Coraline was a lovely film – the director Henry Sellick did an astonishing job. There’s going to be a Graveyard Book movie – Ron Howard is meant to be shooting it next year, which is kind of wonderful. And Atonement director Joe Wright is going to be filming The Ocean at the End of the Lane.

You’ve perhaps reached modern day immortality with a guest spot on The Simpsons. Was it fun?
That was awesome! I’d run into Matt Groening over the years and he’d always say: “You’ve got to come on The Simpsons.” One day a script arrives and I sit down to read it, looking for my one-line cameo – and I’m in the whole thing! I love the idea that some yellow, three-fingered version of me is heisting his way to the top. And that I’m the evil bad guy.

Fortunately, the Milk is out Tue Oct 1 through Bloomsbury, RRP$17.99.

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By Adam Lee Davis   |   Photos by Kimberley Butler

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