Now this is what you think of when you think “strip joint”. Let other venues offer classy erotic entertainment, fine dining or the slightest patina of sophistication: Porkys revels in its sleazy, seedy charm. You know what they offer? Naked ladies, that’s what: on a stage, getting their kit off. It’s open almost 24 hours seven days (and the simple question “what sort of a venue would find it profitable to provide boobs at 7am on a Tuesday?” should give you a sense of its clientele). You want the authentic Cross strip experience? It’s right here, buddy.