



There'll be people and games and stories to tell, but the latest outing of former Play School presenter Monica Trapaga is definitely not one for tots. Trapaga will channel Billie Holiday, Amy Winehouse and other songstresses who have succumbed to one drug or another in the tantalisingly titled Monica Goes to Rehab. Notes Restaurant and Bar, 15-16 Sep, $20.
Meanwhile, Sheridan Harbridge, direct from the Edinburgh Fringe and winner of the Sydney Cabaret Showcase, brings the frilly-frocked Mrs Bang to life in Mrs Bang: A Series of Seductions in 55 Minutes. Mrs Bang dedicates her sexy jazz and pop numbers to her many ex-lovers - including the members of her band that don't seem to have shown up. Choose your seats according to your feelings on audience participation. Notes Restaurant and Bar, 20-21 Sep, $20.Cabaret Alive and Kicking This Best Cabaret nominee from the Adelaide Fringe, featuring the outstanding vocals of Nikki Aitken, is a chaotic ode to cabaret in all its forms. Seymour Centre Sound Lounge, Chippendale, 16, 18 & 22 Sep, $20.
Other highlights include:
It's Time to Sparkle Darlings - Experience comedy cabaret and Vegas tunes from glamourpuss Gigi Fontaine as she dusts herself off and takes to the stage once again in her first show since 1989. Newtown Theatre, Newtown, 10-12, 17, 19 Sep, $24.
Ladies & Gentlemen… Ms Denise Gold! - Fresh from Beef Week, the proud winner of ‘Miss Newcastle Showgirl 1985 (Runner Up)’ sings and dances up a NSW storm. Seymour Centre, Chippendale, 13 & 17 Sep, $20.
Only Just Begun - Meredith O’Reilly tugs on those heartstrings as she revisits an eclectic collection of songs from some of the greatest stars who died before their time – from Jim Morrison to Patsy Cline. The Fuse Box, Enmore, 13, 17–19, 24 Sep, $24.
Beautiful Things - Freddie and Eden take us on a musical journey through a philosophical minefield where ideas of good, evil and perfection are all up for debate. Notes, Newtown, 22 & 25 Sep, $16.

Dance artist Matthew Day will unleash his first full-length solo work, Thousands - a controlled, contemplative work that challenges the very vocabulary of dance, performance and entertainment. Day dances in super slow-motion - so that we can think about it, dammit. Pact Theatre, 18-19, 23-25, $18-$22.
And the telltale click of stilettos will punctuate an anthropological, choreographic study of that most exotic of species: the Blonde. Blondes in the Wild (The Italian Forum, Leichhart, 21, 23-24 Sep, $20-$24) promises a cheeky look at blondes and blondeness - with much to say on the price of feminine beauty.
Other highlights include:
Carmen - Yasmine Amber explores the raw passion of Carmen in an original Flamenco theatre dance version of the tragic tale incorporating gypsy songs. The Forum, Leichhardt, 16, 18 &19 Sep, $24.
A Poet and a Dancer - Sheena Miss Demeanour flaunts sizzling burlesque moves as the Storytellers serve up neo-beat poetry using exotic imagery. The Forum, Leichhardt, 13, 17 & 19 Sep, $24.
Cuckoo - This new dance theatre work about a woman-doll trapped in a deconstructed cuckoo clock is steeped in loneliness, pain, strudel and schnapps. Boiler Room, Marrickville, 21, 23, 24–26 Sep, $20.
Pistol Whipped- Get transported to a tantalising neo-noir world filled with guns, revenge passion and comedy with technical dance moves inspired by acrobatics and burlesque. The Forum, Leichhardt, 15,18 & 22 Sep, $24.
Rhythmic Enchantment - The classical Indian dance form of Bharata Natyam is given a contemporary edge in this rhythmic, spiritual performance. The Forum, Leichhardt, 12, 17 & 18 Sep, $24.

Artist Mark Dubner is the dirty-minded and drooling custodian of a collection of grisly specimen jars. His exhibition, Vile promises to be the epitome of ‘fringe' art (Ultimo Project Studios, 10-25 Sep). Photo artist Donna Bailey from the photography collective Oculi is showing portraits of kids who live in the drought-ravaged regions (Buzzzbar Café, 10-26 Sep). And finalists in the Marrickville Contemporary Art Prize include contemporary artists living, working, practicing and making in Sydney's inner west (Chrissie Cotter Gallery, Camperdown, 3-19 Sep).
Other highlights include:
artRiot - This provocative collective challenge social norms and incite rebellion with this interactive mishmash of creative political works from Sydney’s urban underground. Annandale Hotel, Annandale, 11–26 Sep, FREE.
Irreverence - Controversial, subversive and fierce, the 20 artists of Tortuga Studios open their doors. Come and snatch a peek of the underground art scene at work with this one-off opportunity. Tortuga Studios, St Peters, 18–19 Sep, FREE.
Magic Wallpaper Hideous Beauties Collection - Art and science interwine as microscope imagery of a variety of living tissues from human blood to plant ovaries is projected digitally for your viewing pleasure. Plump Gallery, Enmore, 2042, 10-20 Sep, FREE.
Black Sheep 4th Annual Google Exhibition - Thirteen artists Googled the phrase ‘black sheep’ and had to pick one of the search results as the sole inspiration for an artwork. Here are the diverse results. Hardware Gallery, Enmore, 7-25 Sep, FREE.
The Adventures of Nunu - A spontaneously improvised experience that takes the audience on a journey to the land of Nana through the joint efforts of two painters and two musicians. Buzzzbar Café, Newtown, 2042, 16 Sep, FREE.

You can (literally) hop on your bike and tag along with a tour of the inner west in Projector Bike, a 60-minute travelling show featuring video works from local artists projected on walls and buildings around Newtown (24-26 Sep, free). And don't miss all the celluloid weirdness of the 4th Sydney Underground Film Festival (Factory Theatre, 9-11 Sep).

Other highlights include:
Candy Royalle: Love Spectacular - Performance poet Candy Royalle takes us on a one-woman journey through the twists and turns of multi-sexual love. Madame Fling Flong, Newtown, 19–20 Sep, $20.
Black Friday - History and modern technology collide on the streets of Newtown as players are guided through a virtual encounter with the Union Street eviction riot of 1931 by a GPS device. New Theatre, Newtown, 14–17 & 20–23 Sep, FREE.
Celebrity Theatresports - Nine celebrities offer up their stories to be turned into hysterical live sketches by nine comedy improvisers. The laughs are all for a good cause with proceeds going to CanTeen – an organisation for young people living with cancer. Enmore Theatre, Enmore, 18 Sep, $45.
Fighting Fire - Circaholics Anonymous present a blazing show full of acrobatic antics and enough fire to keep those cockles nice and toasty. Seymour Courtyard, Camperdown, 15–18 Sep, FREE.
Steampunk Symposium - Sir Dij Dijor, inventor of steampunk, presents his compendium of bizarre contraptions from a past spiked with science fiction, alongside steampunk burlesque and vaudeville entertainers. The best steampunk costumes will win a prize! Enmore Theatre, Enmore, 11 Sep, $35.50.
The best events for kids:
Famous Maurice Flea Circus - Hard times have fallen on the flea circus and now the fleas struggle to keep the show alive in this circus show for all the family. CarriageWorks, Eveleigh, 16, 18, 21 & 23 Sep, $12-$24.
Caterpillars Can Fly - A pantomime for adults and children, Caterpillars Can Fly is the story of a little girl who dreams that the world could be beautiful. It’s performed in both English and Vietnamese. Newtown Theatre, St Peters, 18–19 Sep, $15.
Magic Mic Conway’s Rubbish Show - Music and mayhem made from heaps of junk! Join Magic Mic for songs and fun galore. Newtown Theatre, St Peters, 19 & 26 Sep, $15.
Pesciolino - An adventure under the sea for kids aged 3–9 complete with gutsy little fish, magical mer-lady and miserable shark. Newtown Theatre, St Peters, 18–19 & 25–26 Sep, $15.
For details on these and hundreds more events go to Sydney Fringe.
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