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86 rules of boozing

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86 rules of boozing
First published on 25 Mar 2008. Updated on 12 May 2011.

What? Every self-respecting booze hound should stick it to the toilet wall. Take rule 78: When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying. Rule 65: Before you die, make one decent martini. Rule 47: nothing screams ‘nancy boy’ louder than a brandy snifter. The rule we live by? If you think you’re slurring a little, then you’re slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, you are not speaking English. Pure genius.

Where?www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

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