Puppetry of the Penis Live

How can we laugh as the world slides into chaos? Did I miss something? One way is to watch blokes make shapes from their genitals, I guess.  

What punchline have you longed to find a joke for but never quite managed? I've always wanted to try to make the Opera House out of my nut sack but I just don't have enough hands.

If you could call a moratorium on one over-used stand-up premise, what would it be? We don't like to talk about anything ‘standing-up' in Puppetry of the Penis. Let's move on, shall we?

Bill Hicks or Bill Cosby? Bill Hicks.

Does your mother approve of your career choice? Not really – she wishes it was somebody else's son doing it.

What's the one subject that you've never been able to make a joke about? Nothing is out of bounds at the right place and right time, is it?

If your comedy was a musical genre, what would it be? Quiet.

Of what comedian would you most like to hear about the mysterious, asteroid-collision-related disappearance? He may not really be a comedian, but please, intergalactic forces, take Darryl Somers...

Complete: Two men walk into a bar... Ha! That sounds like the start of a corny joke.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I'm too old to grow up...

What's the funniest thing about Sydney? You can't ask a Melbournian that one.

In 30 words or less, explain what your show is about and why everyone should go and see it. Puppetry of the Penis is self explanatory, apart from the fact that there are no puppets. It's one thing everyone should see before they die.