Jon Dore

How can we laugh as the world slides into chaos? Drugs.  

What punchline have you longed to find a joke for but never quite managed? So I say, "That's the last time we order a birthday cake made of farts – right, grandma?"

If you could call a moratorium on one over-used stand-up premise, what would it be? I would call a moratorium on any joke premise about censorship.  

Bill Hicks or Bill Cosby? I would rather have dinner with Bill Cosby because Bill Hicks is dead.

Does your mother approve of your career choice? My mother thinks that telling jokes is no different than whoring yourself for money... and yes, she does approve. 

What's the one subject that you've never been able to make a joke about? Slipping on a banana peel. It truly isn't funny. It's actually quite horrific.

If your comedy was a musical genre, what would it be? Christian Rock. Because I too am only in it for the money.  

Of what comedian would you most like to hear about the mysterious, asteroid-collision-related disappearance? Jeff Dunham without his puppets. 

Complete: Two men walk into a bar... http://warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/

What do you want to be when you grow up? A pony.

What's the funniest thing about Sydney? I will find out after a 15 hour flight. I can't wait.

In 30 words or less, explain what your show is about and why everyone should go and see it. People should come to my show because it's a great opportunity to distract themselves from life's great inevitability: death. Crowds will momentarily avoid their overwhelming, sometimes paralyzing feelings of terror that accompany the mind's awareness of its own mortality. Also, I will tell a poop joke.