Does your morning order make you cool, or a tool? The results are in
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Latte You are the 99%. Add two sugars if you wear a hard hat. Make it skinny if you wear a suit. |
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Cappuccino You're so postmodern you wear a bowler hat and Nike Back to the Future sneakers. Either that, or you are WAY behind the times. |
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Flat White You're pretty steady-as-she-blows cool. You don't rock any boats. You have written at least one haiku in your life. |
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Long Black You are a boss. You probably ride to work on a tiger. Nobody knows your middle name. |
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Long Macchiato You're a walking brand ambassador – except nobody is sponsoring you. |
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Espresso Nice eyebrows. |
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Mocha Check the mirror. Are you experiencing the early stages of puberty? If so, carry on. If not, you might want to ditch the choccy milk. |
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Soy Are you hitting up the gay marriage/wind farm rally before or after yoga-lates? |
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Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
Oh, what absolute bull**** this is, and far too unsubtle to be funny :)
Posted on Sun 17 Jun 2012 13:49:34
"Um, I'd like a double decaf americano ...iced....with steamed soy..but not too hot! It must be warm- like a cat would want."
Posted on Sat 16 Jun 2012 16:29:42