Want a side of fun with that steak? Porteño is for you. Smoke; meat; salt; fire; beers; rock'n'roll and a tonne of Brylcreem all mingle in pursuit of the ultimate good time. And who better to deliver than the dudes behind Bodega? In the kitchen, co-chefs/best mates Ben Milgate and Elvis Abrahanowicz work the grills, so quoiffed and tattooed they look like they've just stepped out of an especially stylish 1950s prison kitchen. Maitre d' Sarah Doyle runs the floor in platinum pin curls. Sommelier/co-owner Joe Valore could easily take you for a spin around the dance floor while pouring you a glass of wine. They all want you to have a blast.
Call it Rockabilly Bar and Grill. Call it the new lounge room of the cream of Sydney hospitality. Call it the best South American restaurant Sydney's ever seen. Just don't call it Bodega. If you go in with the expectation of a maxi-version of the original tapas restaurant you may be disappointed. Here's how to get the most out of the joint: hit the bar upstairs (if you've arrived past seven you'll have to anyway - tables here are hot property) and order one of bar manager Julian Serna's cocktails such as the Palermo Hollywood (tequila, apple juice, vanilla, cinnamon, sage) or kick back with an Estrella beer, which they have on tap. Either stand at the bar and chat to the crack team making your drinks or take a seat in the huge, opulent lounge area including - wait for it - an antique foosball table. Si!
Then head downstairs and smash the snacks. It's all about how you order here, and like at Bodega, how many people you bring to the party to share your food. We'd suggest six so you can book a table (they don't take booking for smaller parties). Start with the house-made bread served with the rough-and-rich pork pâté as a set up for some of the empanadas. There's beef, which you may have tried at Bodega and a new one - broccoli and ricotta. Get some of each.
It's in dishes such as the barbecued calamari where you start to see Milgate and Abrahanowicz flex some generously inked muscle. Tendrils of calamari legs wrap around pickled green tomato pieces bound lightly in citrus and olive oil. The boys' take on ceviche is a winner too: a jumble of cured kingfish is bedazzled with sweet potato crisps and hunks of corn. It's the sweetness and acidic crispness and that slight sticky starchiness from the raw corn that all work together so well in this elegant take on the rustic dish. And while it's possible to visit this restaurant without hitting the serious meat, you'd be missing out on the sweet-as-a-nut veal sweetbreads. These chubby, light-yet-rich clouds of thymus are as tender as only a young calf's glands can be.
You can't come to Porteño and not order something from one of the whole beasts cooked over a fruitwood fire on a metal brace that looks like a medieval torture instrument. This, folks, is the asador - a hangover from Argentina's cowboy days. Try a bit of Suffolk lamb shin or some of the amazing crisp-skinned suckling pig. Or can we sway you to order the suckling pig head? Use your fingers and pick out the meat from behind the jaw, not to mention all that rosy scorched skin. Break up the festival of meat with the potato salad with preserved lemon and halves of sunset-yolked boiled egg. Oh, and don't leave without the crisp-fried Brussels sprouts, all sweet, sticky and crisp.
If you haven't keeled over in a food coma, have the postre chaja - Porteño's version of a pavlova with pieces of sous vide mango, dulce de leche, peanuts, sponge cake and broken up bits of meringue. It's the pick of the desserts for us, though you might give the burnt milk custard with cumquat jam and chocolate ice cream a whirl.
Porteño has set the pace. Let's see if other restaurants can keep up.
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Attitude? What attitude? I've been there twice now and the has always been engaging and friendly. The serves are generous and the Pina Colada Spider is amazing. The only downside is I keep missing out on the slow-cooked pig as they keep running out. Why not cook more? Very easy to over-order.
Posted on Tue 14 Feb 2012 03:36:23
I have been twice now, both with groups of people, love the bar, restaurant, services and FOOD. Food IS AMAZING! In fact I don't want to elaborate in fear of never being able to get a table at that place. If you haven't been, you are missing out.
Posted on Thu 24 Nov 2011 19:07:53
I am ultra disappointed with this restaurant that almost no one understand real Spanish as such. I was born in Argentina and lived there for 27 years before I came here. But the worse of all is expensive and you get serves like you are on an strict diet. Total disaster !
Posted on Wed 28 Sep 2011 11:50:33
I enjoyed the slow cooked pig. Certainly a large dish, and maybe they should advise people to share to avoid overordering. I think they should try harder with vegetables. I know there's a big meat thing with Argentinian food, but the veg dishes were fairly poor. Ambience is a difficult thing, but they need to turn up the lights and turn down the music. People like to see what they're eating and hear each other speak.
Posted on Thu 22 Sep 2011 13:16:20
We booked months ago were so looking forward to our feast at porteno.The set menu was huge, the entrees interesting but all far too salty, the mains were skimpy, only a little chicken and extremely fatty and salty lamb ribs. Don't know why they bothered to give us steak knives?? Perhaps the'd run out of beef and pork? We drank heaps of water to counteract all that salt, reminded me of chinese when i was a kid. Desert was thrown on our table without an explanation and was ordinary. Nothing like the marvellous steak houses and restaurants we visited in Argentina last January.
Posted on Mon 22 Aug 2011 13:22:28
Went there last night. Excellent food except for that South American pavlova. Two pieces of cruskit, peanut butter, a canned pear and broken merringue does not a desert make.... Otherwise fantastic.
Posted on Fri 12 Aug 2011 11:01:54
Most memorable meal. Sarah is lovely and welcoming. Incredible food, wonderful cocktails, fun atmosphere! Looking forward to the next visit.
Posted on Thu 28 Jul 2011 02:52:08
Can't book for under 6 but it's worth having drinks in the bar anyway. Excellent atmosphere, but slightly slow service considering we were one of only two tables in the bar at that stage. Make sure your guests all arrive together as the average wait for a table of 4 (quite a few of us have been now) is 45-60 mins, which begins when the lat person arrives (we actually waited 90 mins). But on to the positives. Got to be the best food I have had in Syndey so far!!!
Posted on Fri 08 Jul 2011 08:48:07
The most ingenious concept I've ever experienced. You will want to come here every day - just amazing and so affordable! They really hit the nail on the head here. This is what having a good time out is all about! Well done guys, love your work keep it up.
Posted on Mon 23 May 2011 13:15:08
Food: really good Atmosphere: really nice Staff: A bit too much attitude. Attitude is good but it must be matched by excellent service which wasn't our experience.
Posted on Sat 21 May 2011 10:13:02